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Birth control

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Birth control,
Is the only way to save my soul
since I put it in my girlfriend's hole
I wish I had used birth control
CHORUS:
Why I had to come I don't know
She wouldn't blow.
I did something wrong,
Now I long for birth control.

Syphilis,
feels like razors every time I piss
Who the hell is to blame for this,
It's agony, this syphilis.
(CHORUS)
Pregnancy,
There's a shotgun hanging over me,
Why does this bulge have to be,
I should have used one, silly me.
(CHORUS)
Leprosy,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Bits and pieces falling off of me,
Oh I believe in leprosy.
(CHORUS)
H.I.V.,
best you speak to Freddy Mercury,
It's pretty deadly H.I.V.

Melody: 
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