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Run Date: Saturday, November 25, 2017 - 17:15
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Follow the band

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My girlfriend is a lawyer, is a lawyer, is a lawyer
A mighty fine lawyer is she
All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And at night she comes home and fucks me
Chorus:
So drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band
Follow the band with your gland in your hand
So drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band
Follow the band all the wa
y
My girlfriend is a glassblower, is a glassblower, is a glassblower
A mighty fine glassblower is she
All day long she blows glass, blows glass, blows glass
And when she comes home she blows me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a mail clerk, is a mail clerk, is a mail clerk
A mighty fine mail clerk is she
All day long she licks stamps, she licks stamps, she licks stamps
And at night she comes home and licks me  
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a nurse, is a nurse, is a nurse
A mighty fine nurse is she
All day she takes temperature, temperature, temperature
And at night she comes home and takes me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a gymnast, gymnast, gymnast
A mighty gymnast is she
All day long she strides poles, she strides poles, she strides poles
And at night she comes home and strides mine
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is asthmatic, asthmatic, asthmatic
A mighty asthmatic is she
All day long she sucks air, sucks air, sucks air
And at night she comes home and sucks me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a dancer, dancer, dancer
A mighty dancer is she
All day long she does steps, she does steps, she does steps
And at night she comes home and does me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a baker, baker, baker
A mighty baker is she
All day long she kneads bread, she kneads bread, she kneads bread
And at night she comes home and needs me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a carpenter, a carpenter, a carpenter
A mighty carpenter is she
All day she bangs nails, bangs nails, bangs nails
And at night she comes home and bang me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a mechanic, mechanic, mechanic
A mighty mechanic is she
All day she screws bolts, screws bolts, she screws bolts
And at night she comes home and screw me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a cowgirl, a cowgirl, a cowgirl
A mighty cowgirl is she
All day she rides ponies, rides ponies, rides ponies
And at night she comes home and rides me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a truck driver, a truck driver, a truck driver
A mighty truck driver is she
All day she grinds gears, grinds gears, grinds gears
And at night she comes home and grinds me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a dentist, a dentist, a dentist
A mighty dentist is she
All day long she drills you, she drills you, she drills you
And at night she comes home and drills me
(Chorus)
My girlfriend is a prostitute, a prostitute, a prostitute
And a mighty fine prostitute is she
All day long she fucks you, she fucks you, she fucks you
And when she comes home she goes to sleep.
(Chorus)

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