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Run Date: Saturday, September 23, 2017 - 08:00
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I used to work in Chicago

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A woman came in for a computer, a computer from the store
A computer she wanted, my Wang she got,
I don't work there anymore.
 
Chorus:
I used to work in Chicago
In a department store
I used to work in Chicago
But I don't work there anymore.

 
A lady came in for a sweater, a jumper from the store
"Jumper," she wanted, jump her I did...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some seafood, some seafood from the store
Seafood she wanted, crabs she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for a floppy disk, a floppy disk from the store
Floppy disk she wanted, my hard drive she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some plumbing, some plumbing from the store
Plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for a pipe, a pipe from the store
Pipe she wanted, hosed she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for a doughnut, a doughnut from the store
Glazed she wanted, cream filled she got
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for an elevator, an elevator from the store
Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some carpet, some carpet from the store
Carpet she wanted, laid she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for a hammer, a hammer from the store
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for a carpet, a carpet from the store
Carpet she wanted, shagged she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some metaphysical conversation from the store
Metaphysical conversation she wanted, fuck she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some bolts, some bolts from the store
Bolts she wanted, my nuts she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for a ham, a ham from the store
Ham she wanted, porked she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some stockings, stockings from the store
Stockings she wanted, a hosing she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)
 
A lady came in for some butter, some butter from the store
Butter she wanted, spread she got...
I don't work there anymore.
(chorus)

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